While looking for a new church job online tonight, I ran across this dickbag who claims to be able to Teach Piano. In fact, if you print this out, you can get %50 off your fist lesson. First of all, I refuse to pay anyone to fist me. Would I accept money in exchange for the fisting? That is negotiable.
Second of all, who is the grammatically incorrect asshole that Capitalizes unnecessarily?? This is almost as "annoying" as people who put "everything" in quotes.
Third. Some idiot parent is going to send their kids to the this guy. Said parents will call me sometime down the road asking me to teach their kid. Kid has already been playing for five years and is pissed when I make him basically start over and learn how to play the piano correctly. It's a miserable uphill battle whenever a student comes from a teacher who has no business teaching. Unfortunately, there are WAY more unqualified teachers who do more harm than good than teachers who actually know what they're doing. Yes, we usually cost more, but seriously. If you're going to do it, do it right.
Finally, I'm concerned for this guy. Does he have pica? He's eating a fucking keyboard.
I'm sooo tempted to call this guy for a lesson. How can I resist? I get %50 off my fisting. Anyone who knows me, knows my philosophy is to try anything twice, though this I may stop at one.
I'll keep you posted.
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Everyone learns differently so I never teach two students the same...
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If you print this add and bring it with you,
you'll save %50 OFF your fist lesson
Second of all, who is the grammatically incorrect asshole that Capitalizes unnecessarily?? This is almost as "annoying" as people who put "everything" in quotes.
Third. Some idiot parent is going to send their kids to the this guy. Said parents will call me sometime down the road asking me to teach their kid. Kid has already been playing for five years and is pissed when I make him basically start over and learn how to play the piano correctly. It's a miserable uphill battle whenever a student comes from a teacher who has no business teaching. Unfortunately, there are WAY more unqualified teachers who do more harm than good than teachers who actually know what they're doing. Yes, we usually cost more, but seriously. If you're going to do it, do it right.
Finally, I'm concerned for this guy. Does he have pica? He's eating a fucking keyboard.
I'm sooo tempted to call this guy for a lesson. How can I resist? I get %50 off my fisting. Anyone who knows me, knows my philosophy is to try anything twice, though this I may stop at one.
I'll keep you posted.
Hungry for Music?
Everyone learns differently so I never teach two students the same...
Let me Help you unlock your true Music Potential...
If you print this add and bring it with you,
you'll save %50 OFF your fist lesson
