So, I have completed the first two days of P90X and I'm pretty stoked. I mean, don't get me wrong, I got my ass handed to me in Plyo today, but I secretly love it. In all my years of drinking and peeing outside, I've never done so many squats in my life. I know I am going to be sore as fuck in the morning, but I feel strong and energetic. This new house is awesome. I am hopefully finishing our yoga/workout room this week. It should be super cute with fun hippie tapestries and a good energy to it.  I'll post some pics as soon as it's done. It's going to be a long 90 days, but until I start getting laid or find something else to pass the very little free time I have, I'll see this through. Also, I have self-diagnosed bouts of Aspergers where I get an idea to do something crazy, just to prove to myself I am tough enough to do it. I then kick said task's ass, then I'm done with it. Hopefully, when I finish this, I'll do a triathlon or a Tough Mudder or something badass. I'd hate to let all this hard work go to waste. Getting naked with someone  would also be a suitable outcome.....

I'm back, bitches.

In sept, I stopped my summertime diet of PBR and Taco Bell, mostly due to feeling like a sluggish, bloated piece of shit everyday. Due to my awful amount of food intolerances, I have been juicing and eating a mostly raw diet for the past 30 days. I am down 25 lbs since august and no longer have headaches thst last for days, feel like i have arthritis, feel onstantly lethargic and sluggish, look like my belly is 6 months pregnant due to insane bloating, etc People think I'm crazy for eliminating so many foods, but I really feel like shit when I eat wheat, sugar, dairy, alcohol, etc. I have started writing about my daily progress, but will spare you all the gross details of my detoxing, but I have been feeling awesome and am ready to kick ass at some P90X and running.
I will be posting periodically about my progress, mostly to make myself accountable for seeing this through if I am posting. If you don't want to see or read about this, don't. I'm also hoping this will prompt me to start writing more asshole rants again since I will be on here more often.
So, until I start getting laid and/or find something better to do with my time, you're getting this. If you're not interested, fuck off. You should be.

i'm back. almost

Hello, all my faithful followes (all seven of you),
I've been thinking about coming back here recently. I have had a severe lack of motivation to write and havent been in the right mood... except for sitting in church on Christmas Eve. Man, did I have a lot to write about there, but I'm tired as shit. This move has been exhausting, but a lot of fun at the same time. I'm getting to FINALLY have a fun, creative living environment that is mine and I can do whatever the hell I'd like with it, including painting my kitchen bright turquoise.
Anyway, I'll be back soon, hopefully full of more assholeish things to say.
Kit real, kidz!