So, I have completed the first two days of P90X and I'm pretty stoked. I mean, don't get me wrong, I got my ass handed to me in Plyo today, but I secretly love it. In all my years of drinking and peeing outside, I've never done so many squats in my life. I know I am going to be sore as fuck in the morning, but I feel strong and energetic. This new house is awesome. I am hopefully finishing our yoga/workout room this week. It should be super cute with fun hippie tapestries and a good energy to it.  I'll post some pics as soon as it's done. It's going to be a long 90 days, but until I start getting laid or find something else to pass the very little free time I have, I'll see this through. Also, I have self-diagnosed bouts of Aspergers where I get an idea to do something crazy, just to prove to myself I am tough enough to do it. I then kick said task's ass, then I'm done with it. Hopefully, when I finish this, I'll do a triathlon or a Tough Mudder or something badass. I'd hate to let all this hard work go to waste. Getting naked with someone  would also be a suitable outcome.....

I'm back, bitches.

In sept, I stopped my summertime diet of PBR and Taco Bell, mostly due to feeling like a sluggish, bloated piece of shit everyday. Due to my awful amount of food intolerances, I have been juicing and eating a mostly raw diet for the past 30 days. I am down 25 lbs since august and no longer have headaches thst last for days, feel like i have arthritis, feel onstantly lethargic and sluggish, look like my belly is 6 months pregnant due to insane bloating, etc People think I'm crazy for eliminating so many foods, but I really feel like shit when I eat wheat, sugar, dairy, alcohol, etc. I have started writing about my daily progress, but will spare you all the gross details of my detoxing, but I have been feeling awesome and am ready to kick ass at some P90X and running.
I will be posting periodically about my progress, mostly to make myself accountable for seeing this through if I am posting. If you don't want to see or read about this, don't. I'm also hoping this will prompt me to start writing more asshole rants again since I will be on here more often.
So, until I start getting laid and/or find something better to do with my time, you're getting this. If you're not interested, fuck off. You should be.