So, I come home from a ridiculously early rehearsal to find a priority mail package on my porch. I had ordered a prison hooch making kit from a friend's company. He threw in a few special bonus sample camoflauge condoms for me! I told him it was like feeding a stray dog... he's never getting rid of me now!
Let me just tell you. Finding a present like this at on your doorstep @ 9am sets the pace for awesomeness the rest of the day. I could care less about what else does or doesn't happen. This is a win.
Who's in for a party??!!
Who's in for a party??!!
i can't wait for one or all of these things to be put to use.
ReplyDeleteIf you ladies are up for a 3 some, I can be there in 10 minutes. Always happy to give girls like you a mustache ride. Text me before my shift at Sheetz is over and I'll bring up some Popov Vodka.
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