Like this. Red mustang + Weightlifting reference on license plate= biggest douche ever. I'll bet he has no neck and wears Affliction t-shirts.
Um, no thanks. I'm pretty sure if I had a kid, he would spell better this this asshole.
Aaaaand speaking of spelling, this was the prize for the first loser in the spelling bee I was in tonight. It was held at a bar and they gave out endangered species condoms to the first one out. I, unfortunately, won an April 2010 issue of GQ with Shia LaBeouf on the cover. I brought it home. I'll read it at work tomorrow. I'll study up on what men want in a woman. Hope things haven't changed in the past year. Not that it matters. I'm sure I don't do anything on their list anyway.
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