shopping

So, I've been shopping lately. A LOT. Not finding what I need because I NEED it and am working with a limited window of time. Until I saw THIS. I'm gonna give that Jersey Shore bitch a run for her money. I think it will be perfect for the symphony and my church gig. Also, look at all that extra room on the sides. You know how much Taco Bell I could house wearing this thing??!! I know, I know. What about if I get cold? Well, at church, I will be covered up in a lovely polyester choir robe.

When I get dressed up to go places like Dollar General and Walmarts, I will wear this

I loved it so much, I had to buy it off the back of some broad with a mullet in Vicky's Secret.